A report came out recently claiming that cellphones have been conclusively proven to be the cause of Colony Collapse Disorder (the mass failure of beehives that's a serious threat to agriculture around the world). I've seen so many "OMG mobile phones give you cancer" scare stories that turned out to be based on a hopelessly flawed study and/or ( Read more... )

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Sometimes I forget just how great The Onion is. Right now, though, I'm just wishing the Obama campaign would adopt these ads as their own and run them for real.

We saw Ghostland Observatory this evening. They rocked, and I think are best described as follows: Alien Sex Fiend + INXS + frickin' laser beams.